The drama that will come to define the first half of 2019 is, hands down, the messy situation between Khloe Kardashian, Jordyn Woods, and Tristan Thompson . A love triangle between one of the most famous reality superstars, her( already sus) athlete boyfriend, and the best friend of the world’s youngest self-made billionaire( more on that subsequently) “wouldve been” juicy and shocking enough, but that’s far from the whole picture. The headline-making and gossip-producing scandal is just one of many intertwining Kardashian moments leading up to the premiere of season 16 of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
It started when Woods tipsily made out with Thompson at a party that fateful February night, and we can bet that the reverberations from that one moment will last us up until March 31, like clockwork. Because while we’re watching Timbers on Red Table Talk with Jada Pinkett Smith, Kim Kardashian West is getting people out of prison, Kanye West is perhaps starting his own church, Kourtney Kardashian is dating Travis Barker, Robert Kardashian is battling with Blac Chyna, and Kylie Jenner is literally making history. And we’re not even halfway through the month yet, which means we have about 20 more days of drama.
Because the family is inundating the zone, we’re keeping track of the biggest Kardashian moments each day in March, leading up to the premiere. No, we are not being paid by the Kardashians to do this. I just like to use set my graduate degree to God’s work. Let’s go.
Forbes informed the committee that Kylie Jenner is the youngest self-made billionaire. This is the second time the words “Kylie” and “self-made” have appeared together and caused an uproar. The narrative around her being an independent girl , not dependent on a human for her or her daughter’s well being, feels especially timely considering the rumors that Travis Scott was cheating on Jenner.( He also previously deleted, then reactivated his Instagram .)
Khloe continued to share cryptic messages on her Instagram, which stimulates me think her iPhoto album must look like a sorority girl’s “inspirational quotes” Pinterest board
Kris Jenner cemented her status as momager by appearing in an Instagram promo video for Marvel’s Captain Marvel. It’s merely a matter of time before she figures out how to outsmart Thanos and save the world.
Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are rumored to be dating. Do you remember Barker? He’s the skinny, tattooed drummer for Blink-1 82 who once appeared on his own MTV reality show alongside ex-wife and former beauty queen Shanna Moakler.
Khloe, Kendall& Kylie
Khloe, Kendall, Kylie, and friends all celebrated Kylie’s assistant’s birthday at various places: Kylie’s decorated home, and a moody skate rink.( These are all events that Jordyn Woods would have definitely been included in .)
Kim Kardashian West
While all this Khloe shit is hitting the fan, Kim Kardashian West enjoyed a calm Sunday church service with their own families, and a full-blown choir. The Sunday Services, hosted by Kanye West in a studio in Los Angeles, have become a topic of conversation on their own. Is it a religion? A church? Or just a mildly religious jam session? Who knows.
Meanwhile, Kourtney relaxed at home.
After cooling off from the heat of Friday’s interview, Khloe re-evaluated who was to blame in this scenario. Instead of wholly dragging the 21 -year-old model, Khloe changed the blame to her now-ex, Thompson . “What’s been harder& more painful is being hurt by someone so close to me, ” she wrote on Twitter. “Someone whom I love& treat like a little sister. But Jordyn is not to be blamed for the breakup of my family. This was Tristan’s fault.” Perhaps she read our piece on the matter.
“I’m no homewrecker.” Those are the iconic lines delivered by Jordyn during her highly-memed interview with Jada Pinkett Smith. The interview, which featured a candid explanation and timeline of what happened between Tristan and Jordyn, came two weeks after TMZ published the initial rumor.
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