Last night, as we watched the celebrities dazzle us on the Red Carpet, we couldn’t help but think; this all looks like a very glamorous Oscar-themed wedding. If we had to cast our favorite actors from last night as a star-studded, wedding party, here’s how we’d do it …
1. Angelina Jolie as The Mother of The Bride
Besides her impeccable posture, Angelina has a certain regal-ness about her in this metallic Elie Saab dress. The dress appears conservative but the hints of skin and tattoos underneath the mesh sleeves and the daring back makes for a MOTB dress no one will forget.
Mama’s still got it!
2. Charlize Theron as the Less Than Enthused Mother of The Groom
“I have to be here, I don’t have to like it but I WILL look good not liking it.”
Her baby boy is getting married and she’s not particularly happy about it. So, Charlize put on the fiercest, black designer gown she could have designed, slicked her hair back to show off that fabulous jawline, added some liner to intensify the “not good enough for my son” scowl and hit the Red Carpet with a vengeance. If she had added a fierce red lip, we could NOT have even handled it!
3. Matthew McConaughey as The Father of The Groom with The New Wife, Camilla Alves
Matthew showed up looking like a proud dad with his gorgeous wife on his arm. Let’s face it; Charlize Theron is fierce competition, you have to pull out all the stops to hold your own at this wedding. Camilla came with poise, elegance and a dress gorgeous enough to stop even the bride in her tracks.
The new wife is HERE, honey!
4. Kate Hudson as the Groom’s Ex-Girlfriend
There’s no other way to put it, Kate Hudson showed up as a woman with a vendetta. The draped and silky Atelier Versace gown, the side swooped hair, that figure; everything about her screams, “Here’s what you’re missing honey, but congratulations anyway!” Plus, she’s wearing white.
We see what you did there, Kate!
5. Amy Adams, Jennifer Lawrence, and Olga Kurylenko as The Bridesmaids
Because they all look so sweet, chic and colorful. Also, their dresses look so well coordinated; they have to be color-checked bridesmaids.
6. Michael B. Jordan, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Benedict Cumberbatch as The Groomsmen
The *hot* Grooms men, we mean.
7. Ryan Seacrest as The Best Man
Because Ryan Seacrest is exactly the kind of guy who would give the best man speech that’ll either make you cringe or cry.
8. Sandra Bullock as The Maid Of Honor
Sandra Bullock is a vision of that old Hollywood glamour is this divine, navy gown by Alexander McQueen. We’d want her to be our maid-of-honor. Plus her speech is going to be super sweet and a little awkward and you love that about her!
9. Kerry Washington as the Sister of the Bride
She just looks so maternal and warm, like a protective yet proud older sister. She’s glowing in this Jason Wu gown.
10. Meryl Streep as The Wedding Officiant
Who wouldn’t go to a wedding officiated by THE Meryl Streep? Besides Cam from Modern Family, we’d be lining up to attend that wedding; especially when the officiant is so stylish.
11. Jared Leto as The Groom
It’s his big night! He’s so excited to walk down the “red” aisle, he even let his hair down. The satin, red bow-tie and breast piece add a touch of glam and helps him to stand out. Aww, we’re so happy for you Jared.
12. Lupita Nyong’o as The Bride
Of course, no one had a doubt in their mind that the bride of the night would be Lupita in a Cinderella styled, soft blue gown designed specifically for her by Prada. Paired with simple earrings and a jewelled hair band, Lupita looks like bridal royalty floating down the Red Carpet.
She’s so beautiful, we could cry!
13. Pharrell Williams and Helen Lasichanh as The Wedding Crashers
Because, seriously Pharrell? Your legs are hot and everything but, let’s focus on the bride here!