ATTENTION, LADIES. THIS JUST IN: BOYS MIGHT NOT LIKE YOUR BUSH SO I GUESS YOU HAVE TO GO HOME AND SHAVE IMMEDIATELY.
In case it wasnt obvious, Im absolutely joking. You doNOT have to shave your pubes for anybody.
Unfortunately, I wasnt really joking about the whole boys not liking your pubes thing.
Cosmopolitan recentlyconducted a survey of 4,146 individualsbetween the ages of 18 and 35 to see how people wouldprefer their romantic partners maintained their pubic hair.
Turns out, men are and this will come off as shockingly hypocritical for anyone whos ever had the ~pleasure~ of dealing with an adult mans usually unruly genitals extremely picky when it comes to how the women theyre banging maintain their privates.
In fact,30 percent of them admitted they would literally RECONSIDER DATING A WOMAN BECAUSE OF HER BUSH.
Dont believe me? Check out the results for yourself here:
What really gets me here is that the survey also found that the large majority of men (69 percent) admitted they to groom their wieners simply by trimming.
First of all, thats free.
Second of all, that doesnt give you razor burn.
Third, YOURE STILL HAIRY, SO WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO STAY HAIRY, TOO.
In their defense, the survey say that the vast majority of women (70 percent) prefer that their dudes keep their privates trimmed over any other grooming method. So maybe theyre just catering to what we LADIES want.
Meanwhile, most women (57 percent) reported they keep their privates completely bare. But is it a coincidence that 46 percent of dudes we keep them bare? I dont think so:
This is also just absolute SILLINESS, considering it is your body and your body only.You should be the only one actively deciding to spend hundreds of dollars on waxes every year, and the idea of what men like best should hopefully never influence your decision.
At the end of the day, it seems were both just catering to what the opposite sex wants.
But what really differentiates things here is, most dudes dont have to worry about us DUMPING them because they didnt groom to our liking.
Why? Well, while a whopping 30 percent of guys (and thats NOTa small amount) said theyd reconsider a relationship with a woman who didnt groom the way he liked, only 19 percent of women said the same about men.
So theres that.
Obviously, ladies (and insecure dudes), if youre actually dating a guy who might dump you because you dont feel like ripping the hair out of your cooter, YOU CAN DO MUCH, MUCH, MUCH BETTER.
Good riddance to that douchelord.